Friday is here! Best part about today? Instead of having students, we have a teacher inservice day. Though they can sometimes be rough, I appreciate the break from the kiddos.
A few days ago I was exploring my WordPress stats page and found myself scrolling through the 1,000 search engine terms that have led people to my blog. I understand the connection between most of them, but a few really stood out to me.
There are about 10 that have me quite perplexed. Hopefully these brighten your Friday!
1. can you see my pinky toes. Well, not if they’re in closed-toed shoes.
2. stone bridge. ????????
3. nausea weekend routine. My first thought here is someone wanted to workout over the weekend even though they were nauseous. Give your body a break! It’s obviously trying to tell you something.
4. didn’t wear your seatbelt? this is what happens. WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS? It will only lead to despression and horrific images of horrific car accidents.
5. fashions of woodstock. No idea where this would lead people. I am not known as being very fashionable, nor do I have a particularly strong attachement to woodstock.
6. nun panties pic. Please tell me there are not people searching for what I think this means. Shame on you.
7. girl. I prefer the term “woman”, but yes. Also, shouldn’t you have searched something more specific? On second thought, I don’t want to know.
8. is it ok to ignore a 4 year dating anniversary. NO, no it is not.
9. confession can be good for you. True, but why did that bring you here?
10. hot cowgirl guitar horse. I laugh every time I see this one. Every time.
RQ: If you blog, what is the weirdest/funniest search term in your stats? If you don’t blog, what is the weirdest/funniest thing you’ve searched that gave you some interesting resutls. (let’s keep it PG people…unless it brought you somewhere ridiculous)
I’m Brooke Selb, a Personal Trainer and Health Coach specializing in helping busy moms and moms to be to easily juggle mom life with family friendly recipes, and easy exercise routines to help you achieve your fitness goals that fit in with your already busy life with sound nutritional advice.
Lol sometimes I seriously worry about people. Can you see my pinky toes? Why would you search that?? Girl? Really??
I have no idea what they were thinking! girl. What?
I never checked my search engine stats….maybe I should 🙂
It kept me entertained for a good while.
I don’t even know how to check my search engine stats (I’m old – don’t judge!) – now I want to figure it out. Those are funny especially that last one!!!
You should definitely figure it out! It’s hilarious!