Rob and I hashed in Vietnam a few times and loved it, so this past Saturday we checked out the Denver branch. I may have to chug a beer in down-down for writing this post, but I think you need to know why the Denver Hash House Harriers are exactly my kind of people.

1. Their slogan. “A drinking club with a running problem”. I love the play on words and it describes what they do pretty perfectly.


2. They explore trails. One runner, a “hare” sets the running course ahead of time with flour markers. Runs take place in a number of different places throughout Denver and the set path is never the same.

Trail exploration

3. They make it a game. The set trail is not straight and not something you can guess the direction of. At fairly often intervals a check point requires runners to figure out the next turn of the set route in one of three possible directions.

Gorgeous trail

4. They bushwhack. The route is not guaranteed to only be on trail. Sometimes you’re running through water, 7-foot reeds, or some other seemingly impassable terrain. It’s fun, difficult, and often times muddy.

In the reeds

5. They have a dirty sense of humor, while still being upstanding, law-abiding, kind people. Within minutes of meeting one of the Denver hashers, Rob and I were invited to spend a weekend at his house in Taos, New Mexico. This is the same hasher who later on sung a dirty innuendoed song to a group of June birthday participants.

Running through the marsh

6. They drink beer. Before the run, at a checkpoint during the run, and most definitely after the run.

Down Down, beer swilling

RQ: Have you ever hashed? Does this sound like the kind of group you’d enjoy?